Quotes by Famous Americans Past and Present
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Quotes by Famous Americans Past and Present
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David Letterman Quotes Click here for David Letterman books and DVDs David Letterman (Pop Culture Legends) "Nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death." "On National Security Agency's eavesdropping program: Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number." "And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States." "I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments." "Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard." "New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move." "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either." "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." "We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."
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